Hmmm, what a good title for a post.
I wish I could say I haven't had a cigarette in over a month now, but in between, I cheated and had a few puffs. Minus those puffs, though, and guess what? I haven't had a cigarette in a month!
Right now, I am curling my hair around my finger and drawing it across my face. Yum, shampoo smell. No smokiness. And my face feels as smooth and pink and fresh as something that is very smooth and pink and fresh (I would have said baby's bottom, but I daren't compare my face to an ass, regardless of how diminutive that ass may be.)
Now there a just a few more things on my "To Quit" list:
1 - Chewing sooooo much gum (But gum is so good! So Chewy!)
2 - Being a slob who only does her laundry once a month
3 - My job (Oh wait, I can check that one off)
4 - Watching reality TV shows about super models living in NYC penthouses.
5 - Being such a quitter. (Mwahahahaha. I am SO FUNNY.)
The Fleshlings is a cartoon that a character in the book, Shampoo Planet makes up. The cartoon is supposed to be about animals who dress up in disguise as human beings and call themselves Fleshlings, but then when they start living as humans, they get really into it and don't want to go back to their normal animal lives.
ReplyDeletehehe that 'fleshlings' sounds really cool..im gonna check it out. that carved easter island head is really cool and gives me a good idea about old lightning struck stump on the property.
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