Since I last wrote anything lots of stuff has happened like I went camping in Maryland and got ticks and had to pluck them out with tweezers and some other stuff too. Also, my boyfriend's cellphone was stolen and it has pictures of my boobs which I took and set as his background so that if anyone used his phone they would think he is a perv (haha) but the joke is on me since now some REAL LIFE perv is probably jerking off to my innocent little breasts. Sigh. Other things include that my cat has gotten even cuter - I know you didn't think it was possible - I also started playing pool on a regular basis and now I eat oatmeal EVERY DAY for breakfast. I still smoke and have decided that I will NEVER quit and that when my two years here in D.C. is up, I will move to Paris or maybe not. That's about it.