Oh sigh oh me oh my. I guess I have the blues today.

I painted my nails bright red, like hooker red and they are shiny and sexy rrrrrrrrrr.

I am so damn thirsty and I refuse to drink water, I hate water. All I used to drink was: red wine, white wine, rose, coffee, espresso and the occasional diet coke.

Now all I drink is: coffee and the occasional diet coke. I am going to die soon, I think. This may be confirmed or denied at my doctor's appointment in 2 weeks, which is the first doctor's appointment I have had in like 3 million years (divided by a million.)

Le fin.