Right now my man is preparing some embarrassing surprise for Valentines Day so I am not allowed into the bedroom but I want to sneak out on the balcony for a goodnight cigarette and goodnight coffee (I am immune to caffeine; practically.)

Anyway, probably it will be really cute and SECRETLY I will like it, and be like, oh, sigh, love, happiness, even though I will roll my eyes loads and make fun of him a bit because I am cynical asshole.