Hey, some stuff has happened that is total shit, like for instance, becoming a homeless, unemployed, illegal immigrant all in one day.

This is a true story.

Other stuff that has happened in the last few weeks includes questionable decisions such as co-habiting with my boyfriend, who peels my oranges every morning and fixes my fallen buttons.

Also, I went to Berlin and I haven't had a drink in over 2 months.

Today is okay because it is sunny out, for the first time in a week.

Now, I am going to make an espresso, smoke a pack of cigarettes and eat an orange.

P.S. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7200101.stm