I don't think anyone reads my blog which I guess is okay cause I can be a total egomaniac and write whatever I want.

All me, all the time, biatch.

I guess I could tell the people that used to read my blog (all 3 of them) that I am updating again. Or I could tell other new people that I have a blog.

But if lots of people I know read it, would I be able to say stuff like: "plucking my eyebrows is highly satisfying", or, "I chewed so much gum my jaw is actually sore"? Hmmmm?

Instead I'd have to start writing impersonal platitudes. Maybe talk about the weather or what I actually do here. Sigh.