This morning I slept in late late late, even though the alarm was set for 6 AM. I must have turned it off in my sleep which is secretly hilarious since I can never figure out how to turn it off when I am awake.

Did I mention I had a "popcorn chicken" incident over the weekend? I went to KFC which is disgusting onto itself, but, even worse, see, I am a vegetarian. Apparently not a very good one. I am still thinking about it, replaying it over and over again in my head, each chunk of nuggety grease. A bite that is at once crunchy and tender. Salty and savoury.

And then I think: FLESH. Chicken pieces clinging to my insides - an animal inside an animal - like those turkeys you can get at thanksgiving that are stuffed with a duck, and the duck is stuffed with a quail. I am a human stuffed with a chicken, stuffed with whatever disgusting shit they tube into its mouth at the KFC factory.