Received, via e-mail, today:
The Lemonade Diet
For a minimum of two weeks, consume the following ONLY:
1 pint of water mixed with
2 tablespoons lemon juice
2 teaspoons maple syrup
A dash of cayenne pepper
Whenever you are hungry, drink this potion, do not eat anything yada yada.
Please tell me this is not a severely fucked up starvation diet. PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME?
That's RIDICULOUS.
ReplyDeletewho the FUCK sent you that? Who sends diets to people via email anyways? Jerks and insecure people, thats who!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the affirmation. Honestly I thought I was going a little crazy and that this was "normal." It's supposed to be a "cleanse" i.e. detox system. Oh, I have a good idea for a detox system. How about ten red jellybeans a day for two weeks, or what about a diet consisting only of espresso shots and packs of aspartame. I should sell this stuff cause apparently people believe it AND SEND IT TO ME.
ReplyDelete