Need to buy some fancy duds tonight for this thing my dad is making me go to. I seriously hate shopping. I think I might be the only girl in the whole world that hates shopping.

Here are a few reasons why:

• Line ups: to purchase items, try items on, etc.
• Trying stuff on in general: so much effort, blah.
• Parting with my money: I am cheap.
• Feelings of guilt after purchase: I don't really need item.
• Body image problems: item doesn't fit therefore I am fat and ugly.
• Other shoppers: everywhere! wtf, don't touch me.
• Selecting items: am very picky.

I think I will just go into the first store under my office building and buy a black dress. Everyone needs a black dress, they say.