My Secret Power

I was just thinking, since I am always so staticky, I should try to harness this energy and use it as a secret super power.

Like, maybe I could really charge myself up by rubbing my feet along the carpet, and then I'd go and pretend to shake peoples' hands, but when they touched me they'd get stunned by static electricity. Sort of like Rogue in X-Men. Oh, and maybe if I worked up a lot of electricity, under the right conditions, I could conjure up thunderstorms, so lightning bolts would shoot out of the sky and smote my enemies. Could be very cool.