It's always cold out, but sunny, ensuring that you sweat in 2 sticky layers plus spring coat. Then you have to go to church for a really long time, and then over to some relative's house who asks, "so, how old are you now?" every single year so that you feel like screaming, ONE YEAR OLDER THAN LAST YEAR BI-ATCH, DO THE MATH. And they always serve gross food like deviled eggs and jelly molds, and Kraft cheese slices on mushy crackers.
Anyway, here is a picture in celebration of my favourite holiday: Halloween. Notice it is a pagan holiday where there is no need to give anyone gifts.
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